The Terminator Does Vegas

Okay, it’s not exactly the Terminator, and not exactly Vegas. Instead, it’s a 19-year-old named Sean Stanley Smith who was strolling in the nude along the highway near the Nevada border until some motorists called the cops on him. When ordered to stop, Smith, in good old Terminator fashion, disobeyed and made his way into a casino. He was eventually tased by the police there, in full view of the casino patrons, which purportedly included a group a children. Gambling, nudity, and police violence, up close and personal: what more can a kid ask for from a family outing?

Smith claims that he is a Terminator from the future, but it turns out the whole debacle was fueled by LSD and pot. (Damn, almost had my hopes up for a second.) The police ultimately charged Smith with indecent exposure and resisting arrest.

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